daily funnies...

I haven't done these in a while, but since school has started back up this week my little Eryn Jane has had a lot of funny moments.

POTTY MOUTH...
She has been learning to buckle her seat belt now that she's in a BIG GIRL booster seat. When I picked her up from school yesterday she was having some difficulty. She kept saying, "I CANT DO IT!" over and over again. Then she let out one of her infamous "UGGGH!"'s and said, " This frickin' seat belt! This FRICKIN! FRICKIN! SEAT BELT! "
Woops! What have we been teaching this girl????


WHY WE GO TO SCHOOL...
She heard me talking to my Mom on the phone today....I'm meeting her at her home after I drop Eryn off to school. Eryn was sad. She said, "but, I want to go to Grandmas house too."
I said, "but, you don't want to miss school!"
she said, " UGGH! MOM! I don't need school! It's just to go and get your brain big!"
Then a little later she asked me, "Mom? Do you have a big brain?"

FIRST DAY...
When I took her on her first day I was asking her what she would learn at school...
Me - "... ABC's? Numbers? How to read? "
Eryn - " UGGH! MOM! I will just learn how to do crafts and painting...like, hearts!"

TELEVISION STARS...
Briggsy was on Fox10 News yesterday morning. One of their helicopters landed at his elementary school and they were interviewing kids and asking them to tell funny jokes. As he and Reagan were leaving for school Briggs said, " Hey mom, don't forget to watch me on TV!"
Reagan - " I don't really care to be on TV! "
Briggs - " why not? "
Reagan - " well, I have my WHOLE LIFE to be on TV! "
I love listening to them talk to each other...so funny!
anyways.....I did forget to turn on the TV....I thought, Oh...they won't be on! Then, a friend called me and said, "Did you see your son on TV? He was Front & Center and telling jokes!"
Well, I felt like a horrible mom, didn't see it, didn't record it! Luckily she did and sent me a copy! Thank Goodness! It's the cutest and funniest thing EVER! If I can get it on my computer I'll post it!